Allergic Reaction

I met a girl 

Who was allergic to wheat

And a boy allergic to corn.

And there was one young lady

Who told me she would love

To be a vegetarian but,

She had a disorder that

Prevented her from refraining from meat.

I met someone else who 

Didn't like to eat fish.

Fish made her sneeze and swell up

And kids the world over, tragically,

Are allergic to broccoli and beets.

I even met someone, poor fellow!

Who said he was allergic 

to ice.

And so, 

I am reminded of my own allergy

To people who have allergies.

I must avoid them like the plague, 

And scuttle from their sight,

Or I know I will die

I just know it.